deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

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ofatlantas:

I have two emotions

  1. swaggy
  2. not swaggy

egberts:

steam-powered-salamander:

egberts:

私はうんちする必要があります

never give up

That says I need to poop.

i never said it didnt

cokeflow:

australiansanta:

can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich

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future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

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That one kid in class who always ask senseless questions to the teacher.

sodamnrelatable:

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artemisizumi:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

kibbi:

black-frostbite:

#Homer Simpson don’t give a fuck about homosexuality. 

there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo. 

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals

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When I have more than ten dollars.

sodamnrelatable:

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